Thursday, November 13, 2008

Don't look at me. I'm Hideous!

On Tuesday night it looked like Finn was getting pink eye . . . again. Within a few hours, my right eye was itchy and pink. Darn it. The next morning I woke up and my eye was glued shut. Gross. I could hear crying from Finn's room. Poor guy. His eyes must be itchy and gross too, I thought. I went in to comfort him. Both eyes were clear and white. He was fine.

He gave me pink eye. I mean GAVE it to me. Or maybe I took it from him. But I had it and he didn't. Yesterday my eye wasn't so much pink as screaming red. It felt fine but every time I looked in the mirror I was horrified. My poor co-workers had to look at that all day long. Seriously, if I had gotten this a couple of weeks ago I could have created a Halloween costume around my eye. It was that gross.

I am now looking for someone to give this to. I don't want it anymore. Any takers?

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